The Adventures of Rosie and Ruthie

@RosiexRuthie
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Follow along with Rosie & Ruthie for behind-the-scenes chaos, craft show adventures, and a whole lot of sass 🐮✨ You’ll get sneak peeks, new product drops, and the kind of unhinged commentary only these two can deliver.
Trust us… you don’t want to miss what they’re up to next 👀💕

Rosie here. Yes, I heard the forecast too… a little rain in the morning.
And? Since when are we made of sugar?? ☔️🐄
We are BACK at the Cherry Blossom Festival and I will personally be out here frolicking like the main character I am. Ruthie packed the umbrella, I packed the attitude, and together we’re bringing ✨cozy chaos✨ rain or shine.
Also… real talk? Rain = less crowds = more time for you to shop all the cute things without someone breathing down your neck. You’re welcome. 😉
So grab a light jacket, embrace the drizzle, and come hang with us. The blossoms are still blooming, the vibes are still immaculate, and I expect to see your face.
Don’t make me come find you. 🌸👀
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Two more sleeps. TWO. MORE. SLEEPS. 😌🌸
And guess who is carrying this entire operation on her adorable little crocheted back?? Yeah… it’s me. Rosie. Obviously.
I’ve got checklists, backup checklists, emergency backup checklists, and Ruthie over here playing architect like she’s on a home renovation show designing our ✨new booth setup✨ (honestly… it’s kinda amazing).
We’re getting ready for the Cherry Blossom Festival in Hammonton and you better be too because this is not just a pop-by situation… this is a come-hang-out-buy-cute-things-and-fall-in-love-with-our-booth kind of situation.
📍 Saturday & Sunday
⏰ 11–6 both days
🌸 Cherry Blossom Festival – White Barn Orchards, Hammonton
New setup. All your favorites. Probably a little chaos (because Ruthie). Definitely a lot of cute.
See you there… or don’t, but I will take it personally. 💅
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Happy Easter from your favorite chaotic queen 🐄💅
Ruthie said “let’s have a nice, wholesome Easter” and I said “yeah absolutely”… and then ate 37 chocolates and now we physically cannot return to the studio.
Anyway. We’re laying here in a sugar coma, covered in regret (and chocolate), wishing you all a day full of good food, family, and zero responsibilities 💀🍫
Eat too much. Nap hard. Ignore your to-do list. It’s what the Easter Bunny would want.
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🚨 gym update from yours truly 🚨
hi. it’s me, Rosie.
yes I joined a gym. no I am not thriving.
apparently “show season is here” and SOMEONE (looking at you, Ruthie) said we need to “build stamina” for all these weekend shows…
like ma’am I thought we were built for cuddling, not cardio???
anyway now I’m lifting weights, crying a little, and mentally preparing to charm all of you in person 🐄✨
so if you see me this weekend just know:
- I trained for this
- I suffered for this
- I will absolutely still choose snacks over abs
but ALSO… if you can’t make it to a show, you can shop us online (because Rosie does NOT suffer through leg day for nothing)
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Mom is sick, so naturally I, Rosie, have been forced to step in as acting management. 📋✨
I have the clipboard, the authority, and exactly enough patience to supervise this situation while Ruthie aggressively crafts like we’re on a deadline invented entirely by panic.
At the moment she is somehow working on twelve things at once, the table has disappeared under craft supplies, and I am one suspicious glue incident away from filing a formal complaint.
So yes — while the human is down, the operation is still running, because handmade chaos apparently waits for no one.
Also, if you’ve been thinking about ordering something cozy, rustic, handmade, or wildly unnecessary but perfect for your house… now would be a beautiful time to help us keep this tiny empire moving. 😌
I’m doing my best, but Ruthie cannot be left unsupervised forever.
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I would just like to formally announce that daylight savings has personally offended me. ⏰✨
One minute I was emotionally prepared for breakfast, the next minute someone stole an hour and now apparently it’s time to decide whether I should eat, sleep, or sit here staring at craft supplies like I suddenly know what day it is.
Meanwhile Ruthie has picked up a project and is acting like she has her life together, which feels aggressive considering nobody in this room actually understands what time it is.
The coffee is necessary, the oatmeal is emotional support, and I am currently one minor inconvenience away from needing a second breakfast.
If you need me, I’ll be questioning clocks and making suspiciously slow progress on handmade things all day.
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✨I would just like everyone to know that I, Rosie, was emotionally prepared to leave for the Shawnee craft show approximately 14 hours ago.✨
Backpack? Packed.
Coffee? Secured.
Attitude? Questionable.
Patience? Absolutely gone.
Meanwhile Ruthie is leaning on a box like we’re not already mentally inside the gym setting up candles and pretending we’re “just browsing” every other vendor before the doors even open.
Apparently arriving the day before is “too much,” but personally I think enthusiasm should be rewarded.
So anyway — if you’d like to witness this level of preparedness in person, come see us tomorrow:
🗓 Saturday, March 7
⏰ 9AM–2PM
📍 Shawnee High School, Medford NJ
We’ll be there with handmade decor, candles, cozy things you absolutely did not plan on buying, and at least one of us asking every five minutes if we can get cookies from @mairiscookiecompany booth. ✨
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🌷✨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PASTURE✨🌷
Hi. Yes. Hello. It’s me, Rosie — emotionally prepared for spring, spiritually aligned with gardening season, and personally betrayed by this blizzard.
Ruthie and I put on our gardening outfits, grabbed our flowers, opened the door ready to frolic into sunshine… and Mother Nature said “lol absolutely not.” ❄️
We are currently buried under approximately one (1) entire foot of snow, my hooves are cold, and Ruthie keeps insisting this builds character. I did not consent to character development.
HOWEVER.
Snow? Irrelevant.
Winter? Ignored.
Chaos? Thriving.
Because while the outside world looks like a frozen cow-sicle situation, we are inside adding NEW SPRING DECOR anyway. 🌼🌿
That’s right. If spring won’t come to us, we will aggressively decorate until it does.
So light a candle, fluff your florals, and join us in pretending it’s warm outside while we emotionally garden indoors.
🌷 Spring goodies are arriving now — snow boots optional.
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Excuse me?? I specifically said low-key Valentine’s vibes and Ruthie turned it into a full rom-com photoshoot. Now I’m holding a glitter heart, wearing heart sunglasses, and emotionally attached to a chocolate I’m not allowed to eat.
If loving attention is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. 💅❤️
Anyway… send snacks and compliments.
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✨HIBERNATION STATUS: CANCELLED✨
I would like to formally announce that I have awakened from my winter slumber and I do NOT consent to mornings. Who scheduled spring?? Who approved this?? I was in the middle of the best nap of my life.
Anyway… we’re back, we’re chaotic, and mom says it’s time for spring launches, Easter decor, and the start of our spring show season, so apparently I have responsibilities now. Tragic.
If you need me, I’ll be pretending I’m productive while emotionally processing the end of hibernation and aggressively supervising all new spring inventory. Someone has to be in charge around here. 🌷🐄
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❄️🐄 Rosie reporting from the snowpocalypse. 🐄❄️
Yes, Mom is still working her tail off…
BUT Mother Nature said “absolutely not” and canceled today’s shows 😌☃️
So now Ruthie and I are clocked in for professional snowball combat while Mom stress-crafts inside.
Before you panic: we’re NOT gone forever.
👉 We are doing a pop-up at Whitesbog next Saturday 🪵🤍
Details are coming soon once Mom finishes negotiating with the weather, the calendar, and her sanity.
For now: snow day chaos, yarn everywhere, and cows with attitude.
You’re welcome. ❄️😏
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Rosie here 🐮🩺
Soooo our sister Callie had surgery and guess who got promoted to Head Nurse and Assistant Nurse Who Mostly Supervises? Yup. Ruthie and me.
Vitals? Checked.
Snuggles? Administered aggressively.
Bed rest? Ignored because Callie insists on following us everywhere anyway.
She’s doing great, healing like a champ, and being very brave (even when we steal her blanket). We’re keeping her comfy, cozy, and laughing—because everyone knows sass is part of the recovery plan 💕🐾
Sending love, good vibes, and extra treats to our girl while she gets back on her paws.
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✨📦 ROSIE REPORTING FROM PACKAGE MOUNTAIN 📦✨
So uh… if anyone’s looking for Ruthie, she got herself lightly mummified in packing tape again. (I told her to “grab the tape,” not “become the tape,” but here we are.)
Meanwhile I, your tan-and-brown queen of productivity, have begun my ascent up Mount Ship-It-All because we are sending out TONS of orders this week. Like… a ridiculous amount.
And yes, we are also working nonstop to finish the last of your holiday goodies because sleep is for January. 💁♀️✨
If your order arrives with a little extra cow energy on it… you’re welcome. 😉

✨😴 Rosie here reporting live… from my bed. 😴✨
After TWO craft shows in one day and 15 hours of straight moo-nual labor, Ruthie and I have officially entered our deep hibernation era. 🐄💤
Did we have an amazing time?
Absolutely.
Do my hooves still hurt?
Also yes.
But don’t worry — after approximately 47 more naps, we’ll be back at it next weekend at Tatem Elementary School in Collingswood and Whitesbog Historical Village! Catch us there… preferably with coffee. Or snacks. Or both.
Now please lower your voice… Ruthie is still snoring.
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🎉🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD! 🎂🎉
(aka Joe…the guy who keeps this entire little cow circus running 🐄💥)
It’s us, Rosie & Ruthie! We decorated the cottage for your big day and, uh… we might have gotten a little tangled. And one of us (Ruthie, we’re looking at you 👀) definitely snuck a bite of the cake.
But honestly, Dad deserves it — because he does EVERYTHING behind the scenes: hauling tables, catching runaway tents, lifting heavy boxes, fixing displays, and pretending he totally understands Mom’s 57-step craft-show setup plan. 💪😅
So today we celebrate YOU, Dad!
Thanks for keeping the magic (and the cows) together. 💛🧡
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Lenape High School… a.k.a. mom’s old stomping grounds 👀
So you already KNOW Rosie & Ruthie are acting like they own the place.
🎄✨ Come hang with us at the Lenape Holiday Craft Show!
We’re bringing all the cozy Christmas goodies: knit stockings, scented candles, ornaments, garlands, and a whole sleigh FULL of handmade gifts.
❤️ Perfect spot to shop small, support local artists, and maybe hear mom say
“Wait a minute... how did I get to north cafe?”
We’ll be set up with your favorite Rustic Cow charm — festive chaos included.
Can’t wait to see you, besties! 🎁🐮
Lenape High school.
225 Hatrtford Rd. Medford NJ
9AM-3PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, besties!! 🧡
It’s Rosie & Ruthie here, reporting live from the kitchen… where we were kindly asked to leave after “sampling” the mashed potatoes. (We regret nothing.)
We’re extra thankful for YOU today.
Thanks for supporting Mom’s handmade magic, cheering us on, and letting two tiny cows live their chaotic cottagecore dreams.
Wishing you a cozy, peaceful, pumpkin-pie-filled day 🍂✨
Love,
Rosie & Ruthie
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The Rustic Cow holiday collection is here, and the booth has officially transformed into a cozy little winter wonderland — soft lights, knit stockings, rustic ornaments, floral wreaths, peppermint garlands… and two crocheted cows who refuse to follow the decorating plan. 🎁✨
Everything is handmade, warm, and designed for gifting (or keeping… we don’t judge).
Let the holiday season begin.
Cozy starts here. ❤️
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> Mom says it’s time to start decorating for Christmas…
But Ruthie and I said, “Hold your holly, lady — it’s still pumpkin season.” 🎃🍂
We’re firm believers that Thanksgiving deserves its moment to shine (preferably with pie). 🥧
So yes, there are stockings. Yes, there’s garland. But there will also be pumpkins until further notice.
Come see our new holiday swag on Sunday (9th) at the Berlin community center 11am-4pm!
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🚨 Trouble? Us? Never… unless you count getting busted sneaking extra lemonades from LeeLee’s Lemons 🍋😏 I say it’s “market fuel,” Ruthie calls it “evidence.” Either way—we’re here causing just enough chaos at Cedar Run Wildlife Refuge today with The Rustic Cow Crafts! 🐮✨
🕙 10am–3pm
📍Medford, NJ
🍋 Come grab a drink, some handmade goodies, and maybe a little mischief 😉
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> Ruthie swears it was perfectly fair —
one handmade pumpkin for one giant cookie from Mairi’s Cookies.
I’m not sure who got the better deal… but I know I’m smiling. 🍪🧶
Nothing beats a cookie (or two) before a long day of crafts, plants, and puppies at the Rancocas Woods Fall Fest!
Oct 26th (Sunday) 10am-3pm
118 Creek Rd. Mt.laurel NJ
www.therusticcowcrafts.com
www.mairiscookies.com

> We told Mom we were “promoting The Rustic Cow.”
Truth: we smelled Smash Burgers from Cassidy’s Kitchen and wandered off.
Branding tastes better with ketchup. 🍔
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Cassidy's Kitchen

> Mom said to double-check the price tags before the craft show… so Ruthie and I made a few improvements.
Everything’s now priced in cookies — chocolate chip preferred. 🍪
Ruthie says that’s not how money works, but honestly? Seems like a sweeter deal to me.
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Soooo… funny story. I might’ve knocked over an entire jar of glitter.
Now Ruthie’s sparkling like a disco ball and pretending she has no idea how it happened. 🙄
Mom says the whole craft room looks like a unicorn exploded — but honestly? We call that ✨ambience✨.
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Okay, Ruthie… act natural. 👀 The humans are watching. No sudden mooo-ves, no chewing on the merch. Just two totally normal cows hanging out at the Rancocas Farmers Market… definitely not surrounded by adorable fall & Halloween goodies that you should totally come snag before they disappear. 🍂🎃
We’re here today lookin’ cute, pretending to be calm, and secretly hoping you take us home (and maybe a pumpkin or two). 🐮🧡
📍 Rancocas Farmers Market
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Rosie here 🐄💐 — Ruthie and I are crafting like two caffeinated squirrels before winter! Hot glue? Everywhere. Petals? On the floor, in our hair, and possibly in Ruthie’s coffee. Why? Because we’ve got TWO shows this weekend and we want you to see allll the new goodies! 🧵✨
📍 Saturday: Chatsworth
📍 Sunday: Rancocas Woods
Bring snacks… we’ll bring the chaos (and the crafts).
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I’ve been so good today. Like, didn’t even chew on the macrame. Didn’t “accidentally” nudge a pumpkin off the shelf. Didn’t even moo sarcastically at the mailman. Ruthie? …Can’t say the same. 👀
We’re on our best behavior (allegedly) because the humans said something about “fall launch” and “photo-ready faces.” I think that means more snacks. I’ll allow it.
🧶🐄 Catch us being cute at
👉 www.therusticcowcrafts.com

Apparently someone (looking at you, Ruthie 👀) knocked over the yarn bin… and now we’re serving hard time in the lavender fields. 🌿✂️ But don’t worry—Rosie always makes garden work look cute. 💁♀️
We’ll be back in the studio later today, hopefully without any more ‘incidents’ (no promises). Stay tuned for what we’re making next! 🧶✨
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🚨MOO-TINY IN PROGRESS 🚨
Rosie here 🐮✨ Reporting live from Operation: No Bin Left Behind. Ruthie tried to be sneaky and climb into the pumpkin bin without me… but absolutely not, bestie. I yanked her right back out and we filled the whole thing with knit pumpkins instead. PRIORITIES. 🎃💅
Catch us tonight at the craft show at Whitesbog Historical Village in Browns Mills, NJ! We’ve got yarn, charm, and zero intentions of being boxed up again. See ya there, pumpkins 😘🧶💛
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✨Well hey there, internet friends!✨ It’s me, Rosie—the tan and brown queen of cozy—and welcome to The Adventures of Rosie and Ruthie! 🐮💖
Me and my bestie Ruthie (she’s the black-and-white beauty always covered in glitter) are two crochet cows on a mission: to craft, create, and cause a little chaos along the way. 🧶✂️ Whether we’re pouring candles, painting pumpkins, or stealing Mom’s washi tape (oops), this is your front-row seat to our handmade hijinks.
Follow along for mooo-dy DIYs, behind-the-scenes studio messes, and all the crafty cow shenanigans you didn’t know you needed. 🐄✨
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Just call me Rosie the Candle Cow 🕯️🐄✨
Spent the afternoon helping Mom pour her fall candles—she says I have a steady hoof and an eye for cozy vibes. Ruthie handled the tins (classic teamwork). Our studio smells like pumpkin chai heaven right now. 🍂🧡
Snag your own cozy candle (or cow 👀) at www.therusticcowcrafts.com 🐮

