Mint to Kill. Literally.

This candy cane is not here to be cute and quiet. It's here to hang on your tree, stir your cocoa, and then absolutely murder the Christmas card game.

Handmade by The Rustic Cow Crafts in West Berlin, NJ, this sassy Christmas card features a big vintage-style candy cane, wrapped in pine, berries, and pinecones, tied up with a very extra red bow. Because if you're going to send a holiday card, it should have main character energy.

Perfect for:

• Your friend who loves Christmas but hates boring cards

• Your coworker who needs a card with actual personality

• Your mom, who will laugh and then put it on the fridge for a month

• Anyone who appreciates a good mint pun and a little threat

This is a funny Christmas card, a candy cane Christmas card, and a sassy holiday greeting card all in one — ideal for people who want their holiday mail to actually sound like them.

Details:

• Handmade greeting card, made in small batches

• Dark green cardstock with candy cane patterned paper

• Large candy cane cutout with pine, berries, pinecones, and a red bow

• Red "Mint to Kill" label with a holly accent

• 5.5in x 4in

• Blank inside and envelope included

Send it to someone who gets the joke. Or keep it for yourself. We won't judge. Mint to Kill, after all.